The Inheritance

TIME IS A PYRAMID OF SHADOWS

FROM THE JOURNAL OF GODHERO RONALD BEAR

THE DATE IS MARCH THE 28TH. THE ADVENTURING PARTY REGRETS ANY OFFENSE CAUSED BY THE DWARF’S JOURNAL ENTRY. THE PARTY ALSO WISHES ‘BAHAMUT ACKBAR’ TO ALL READERS.

THE PARTY STROLLS THE STREETS OF WINTERHAVEN, LOOKING FOR ADVENTURE. OBBLET AND AELYS ARE SICK WITH DRINK AND ANTAGONIZE THE DOWNTRODDEN TENEMENT-DWELLERS. THE PARTY APPROACHES A TALL, GOLDEN-HAIRED HALF ORC WITH A GINGER COLORED FERRET, YELLING AT A HUMAN WITH A CAT. OBBLET SCARES THE FERRET AND THREATENS TO CUT THE ORC FROM TAINT TO TWAT. OBBLET SLAPS HIM. AELYS ATTEMPTS A GOODCOP MANEUVER BUT IS OVERCOME WITH RAGE. OBBLET SLAPS HIM. HE MISSES BUT MAKES IT LOOK REAL. NAXGARTH<333 THREATENS THE ORC, IT DOESN’T WORK. OBBLET SLAPS HIM. HUMAN’S CAT HISSES. OBBLET SLAPS HIM.

IT IS A SCENE.

GUARDS APPROACH AND INQUIRE. THE HUMAN PROVIDES HIS NAME. TAIN. ORC HIDES HIS FACE FROM GUARDS. ORC DOESN’T TRUST NAXGARTH. OBBLET PULLS ORC ASIDE FOR CONVERSATION. ORC GETS LOST IN OBBLET’S EYES. OBBLET SPITS IN ORC’S MOUTH BUT MISSES.

ORC SAYS TO OBBLET THAT THEY FOUND SOMETHING IN THE MINE, COULDN’T FINISH THE WORK, OWED THE HUMAN A DEBT.
(this is big for me, because I’m a cave guy)

NAXGARTH SWINGS HIS DICK AROUND WITH THE GUARDS. AELYS BREAKS IT UP. HUMAN SAYS ORC OWES HIM 80 ORE.

THE PARTY IS ESCORTED TO THE MINE BY THE ORC, NAME’A TEMIRO. OBBLET SLAPS HIM. THE WISE AND BEAUTIFUL HERO FOX SEES THAT TAIN’S CAT IS NOT A CAT BUT SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE FAMILIAR.

THE PARTY SAYS THE MINE IS TOO DARK. I WANT TO TELL THEM THAT I’M A CAVE GUY AND HAVE OUTSTANDING ACUITY IN THE INKY BLACKNESS OF THE CAVE. I WANT TO, BUT I AM A BEAR. WE PRESS ON.

I TAKE THE DICK WITH ME, TEMIRO FOLLOWS. NAXGARTH INVENTS HELMETS (JUST KIDDING).

WELLTICK DETERMINES THE CAVE TESTS POSITIVE FOR ECHOES. OBBLET ASKS IF TEMIRO WOULD BE INTERESTED IN WORKING FOR STONES AND BONES WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER. NO RESPONSE.

TEMIRO LEADS US TO A LARGE DOME WITH MAGIC EMANATING FROM A SPOT WHERE A DOOR WOULD GO. THE WISE AND BEAUTIFUL FOX SEES A FLICKERMAN IN HIS PERIPHERAL VISION, OBBLET CONFIRMS THAT HE SEES IT TOO. NAXGARTH HITS THE MAGIC SPOT. WITH HIS HAMMER.

TWO HUMANS ATTACK THE PARTY. THE FANTASTIC MR. FOX BLOODIES ONE, OBBLET KNOCKS A BITCH OUT. I KILL A MAN. OBBLET TIES A WOMAN UP. WELLTICK CARESSES THE WOMAN’S HAIR AND PUTS SPICES UNDER HER NOSE. SHE WAKES UP AND IS UPSET. OBBLET SAYS THAT THIEVES USE ROPE, AND PUTS A SOCK IN HER MOUTH.

THE WOMAN REVEALS THAT THEY ARE WORKING FOR THE GOLDEN PRIDE. FOX KICKS HER IN THE HEAD.

A DRAKE BUSTS THROUGH THE MAGIC DOOR SPOT, AND THREE DWARVES WRIGGLE THEIR GRUBBY LITTLE BODIES THROUGH THE WALLS OF THE DOME TO FIGHT US. AELYS THREATENS TO KILL OUR HOSTAGE BY SLICING HER FROM EAR TO EAR. THEY HAVE NO CONNECTION TO HER. HE SLICES ANYWAY. IT IS 80% EFFECTIVE BUT HE CANNOT REMOVE THE HEAD. THE PARTY ELIMINATES THE ENEMIES.

CARAVACOS APPEARS AND WARNS US THAT THE PYRAMID OF SHADOWS LIES BEYOND THIS DOME. WE CAN GO THERE IF WE TOUCH THESE STONES. EVERYONE HAS A BIG PROBLEM WITH TOUCHING STONES BUT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

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